Here you go fans of horrible gameplay. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for. A new Kid Icarus game confirmed for E3! Wheeeeee! I’m sure this game will be better than the original. In fact, if there was a video game where you control a piece of shit against a blank white background and roll it around the screen leaving shit trails wherever you roll, it would still be 30 times better than the original Kid Icarus. You know what? I hope they make it so that when you press down you fall through the fucking floor like in the original just to piss fans of the original game off and to serve as a sweet reminder that nostaglia corrupts memories.
Tags: Kid Icarus, Nintendo, Nintendo Wii, Pit, Video Games, Wii
